| ATTENTION ALL BITCHES AND HOES THAT READ MY XANGA. I NOW HAVE A MYSPACE....FINALLY...AND ILL PROBABLY USE IT....LOOK ME UP
WWW.MYSPACE.COM/SHE_DRAWS
LOVE TO BITCHES! |
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SHE STRIKES AGAIN! |
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this is what Im paying $1600 a year to do in class! I LOVE SCHOOL! |
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goddamn Im good. |
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| **GOOD EVENING AND OR MORNING AND OR EVEN POSSIBLY HAPPY KWANZA!**
We're gonna take Christmasy approach to this month's top ten list. December the 25 marks the day that our lord and savior ,Jesus, was born. Every year, tradition abiding christians gather to celebrate the anniversary of the day that marked the survival of mankind. (the birth of Jesus) Isn't that pretty? But what I always wondered was if Jesus felt jipped out of a birthday celebration because his family was celebrating christmas and his birthday like all those other poor unfortunate souls who share the same birthday as Christmas.... Think about this! Some might argue that it is his birthday and everyone celebrates it. But on christmas everyone gets presents.....everyone gets cake.....and I know Jesus, he wouldn't complain if that was the only holiday where he got gifts. But Im sure the thought of "everyone else gets presents two times a year, but I only get them once which means the cheap family members only get me one crummy present and call it a christmas/ birhtday gift! THE NERVE!" or something to that effect, would cross his mind..... So this year Im going to give mad props to Jesus throw a birthday party for him. (we're gonna get him trashed and see what he can do about scene music) This year Im only buying one present....an xbox 360, for Him. And Im sure in his giving and rewarding way, that Jesus will let me keep that xbox, and play it in his honor. What an awesome Dude!
******* TOP TEN THINGS JESUS WANTS FOR HIS BIRTHDAY *******
- a killer bong
- a rock grinder
- abercrombie and fitch khaki cargos
- a nail file
- the ultimate Furby
- pony
- The Nile
- gift certificate to barns and noble
- The Complete First Season of Nip Tuck
- mittens...
Not the best top ten......At any rate, this means that I will not be able to afford christmas presents for everybody, because I have to save up for Jesus's present. However that should not inhibit your decision to giving me a present for christmas in any way shape or form. LOVE BITCHES!
~management |
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